Dandelions and Failure

Old GilTouching StovesFor LennyGood ManSmugHad a FriendStay The SameDie ScreamingLucky Number NineI Fell AsleepThe End

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Old Gil

Lyrics

Coming out, nothing’s bringing me down
Today is my day the winds of change, they blow my way
I know I have figured it out
Old ways gonna change
I’m feeling great, I see it now

Old Gil
He will

I’ll show them, make ’em so proud
Don’t know what to do, but Lord, I’m due
I always knew

Old Gil
He will

I’ve played all my cards and I’m out
Wrote cheques that can’t be cashed
They’ll kick my ass if they find out
Don’t have any other reason to cry
Today is my day, there isn’t any other way

Old Gil
He will

Old Gil
Gil

About

As we were writing, we realized that htis song sounded very hopeful, which is not our strength. we talked about someone who has hope but really shouldn’t – a false optimism. This led us to talking about the character ‘Gil’ from the Simpsons. So – this is for Gil.


Touching Stoves

Lyrics

I’m touching stoves, playing with fire
Burner burned out long ago
I’m touching stove, hand in the pyre
Old enough to know

Wishing I could blame danger
Or a crisis of time
I could just blame desire, baby
That I am out of my mind
Less capable now of things
I wouldn’t do in my prime

Look both ways before you cross
You step in the street
It is just a matter of time ’til they will
Roll over your feet
You know that the driver can’t see through the sleet

I could have told you at sixteen
But even back then
You wouldn’t have listened to me
So I’m shouting again
“Can you see the disaster?”
We both know how this ends

I’m touching stoves, playing with fire
Burner burned out long ago
I’m touching stove, hand in the pyre
Old enough to know

I’m touching stoves, playing with fire
Burner burned out long ago
I’m touching stove, hand in the pyre
Old enough to know

Touching Stoves
Stove

About

This is a song about making bad decisions, even when you know that they are bad as you make them. Don’t touch stoves.


For Lenny

Lyrics

Born in the wrong time
They led the same life
When they had problems
They laughed and smiled bright

It’s alright
It’s gonna be another long night
It’s alright

As bullets pierced you
A broken man wept
What’s left of him hears you
Every time that he’s slept

It’s alright
It’s gonna be another long night
It’s alright

Gold’s still shiny
Gun still shoots

For Lenny

About

Scarfo was playing a lot of RDR2 when this album was written and got quite emotionally attached to the character “Lenny”. This song is for Lenny. As a note, lyrics contributed by Daniel Zenebe, arranged and edited by Fighting Whiskey.


Good Man

Lyrics

I can feel my stomach drop
When your name pops up
Someone please just make it stop
Why can’t you leave me the fuck alone?

You don’t see it all
You’re not misunderstood
You’re not trying to help

You think you’re the smartest guy
In every room that you’ve been in
I’ll set that room on fire
And call it a fuckin’ win

(You’re just an asshole)
You don’t see it all
You’re not misunderstood
You’re not trying to help

Tactless, factless, this is how we learn
Smugness, arrogance, this is how we burn

(You’re just an asshole)
You don’t see it all
You’re not misunderstood
You’re not trying to help

Good Man

About

Scarfo asked Boyne what he thought this song should be about when it was just an instrumental. Boyne looked at Scarfo and said, “You are completely unlovable.” Scarfo took that as a suggestion for the song and not as a non-sequitur comment about him as a person. He thought of someone – this is for that ‘good man’.


Smug

Lyrics

We can name cities
All the places we’ve been
To get a cheap pop out of those who think we’re deep

Who cares for context
Maybe your town is next
The very mention of where you live makes your life seem blessed.

We are smug
We’ve earned the right to be
A little drunk
We don’t wanna be
Playing on your tv
Despite our apathy
We care

How about the weather, I say “rain”
And you’re sad
Hole in my galoshes, a common beef
For the common man

Something familiar
Somewhere in the past
Something familiar
Keep your head right up your ass

We are smug
We’ve earned the right to be
A little drunk
We don’t wanna be
Playing on your tv
Despite our apathy
We care

(Fuck your birds)
Fuck your birds and broken wings
(Fuck your birds)
And the cage from which they sing

All we are saying is that this is for us
And if was for you it wouldn’t be as good

We are smug
A little drunk
We are smug
A little drunk

If that’s pretentious then just let it be
If that’s pretentious then that one is just on me

We are smug
We’ve earned the right to be
A little drunk
We don’t wanna be
Playing on your tv
Despite our apathy

Smug

About: This song is a bit of a mission statement. A giant middle finger to formula song writers who choose to do things that will make them popular rather tan things that are creative. We my never be popular, but we will always be smug.


Had a Friend

Lyrics

I had a friend
Been around forever
A good man, hard man
A no nonsense kind of guy

But piece by piece
He crumbled away
Choose your opinion, but facts are facts
No shades of grey, just whites and blacks

Had a friend
Thought he’d be here forever
But he’s gone, I don’t know
How to bring him back to life

Piece by piece
He crumbled away
Choose your opinion, but facts are facts
No shades of grey, just whites and blacks

I had a friend
Now he’s gone

Had a Friend

About: This is simply a song about how we have lost a sense of objective truth in the world.


Stay The Same

Lyrics

I can’t fake it
Make it penetrate
It won’t matter anyway

The more things change
The more they stay the same

“It’ll be okay,”
Is what we’ll say

What I wanted
It’s not so strange
I’m not playing god damn games

The more things change
The more they stay the same

I won’t wait
I can’t relate
“It’ll be okay,”
Is what we’ll say

Got so bad
Gone cold
Got nothing
Got old

Got so bad
It’s sad
Got nothing
Got nothing

The more things change
The more they stay the same

I can’t wait
I won’t relate
I’m okay
I’m not okay

Stay The same

About

This is a song about a difficult relationship. Trying to find common ground with someone for the grater good but knowing you are the only one trying.


Die Screaming

Lyrics

Minipax, Minitru, me and you
Telephone, tell a lie can we try
Playing games, playing games, instant rage
Fuck the rest, fuck it all, fuckin’ small

Fuck you and what you want
I hope you die screaming
Fuck you and what you want
Lately I’ve been dreaming
Of a world
Where words mean what they mean

You imply to suggest what is best
Better best? Best for who? Best for you
I get paid call a spade a fucking spade
Fuck the card, fuck it all, fuckin’ small

Fuck you and what you want
I hope you die screaming
Fuck you and what you want
Lately I’ve been dreaming
Of a world
Where words mean what they mean
In a world
Where things are as they seem

Fuck you and what you want
I hope you die screaming
Fuck you and what you want
Lately I’ve been dreaming
Fuck you and what you want
I hope you die screaming
Fuck you and what you want
Lately I’ve been dreaming

Die Screaming

About: No real comment here – Scarfo was maaaaaad the day he wrote this. Fun note, Boyne actually made Scarfo soften up the lyrics. It was worse.


Lucky Number Nine

Lyrics

Shoot my toe off because my lucky number is nine

There’s no god damn way I’ll get in my way
Give it all away cause I’ve got a way, my own way

Cut my nose off to show my face who is in charge
Shoot my toe off because my lucky number is nine

I’m climbing a wall I built brick by brick
Won’t lie in a bed that I don’t make

Cut my nose off to show my face who is in charge
Shoot my toe off because my lucky number is nine

Lucky Number Nine

About

This is a song about getting in your own way.


I Fell Asleep

Lyrics

I seem to know
I need to know that I’m not dreaming
Have I lost control
Does it even show
Do I have a place left to go

I lost the plot
What I had, I forgot
I lost the plot
I feel asleep

It’s in my head
I’m looking through you
Don’t fall asleep
Seem to know
Seem to know that
What does it mean

I’ve seen the hole
Crawled down in it
Seen the whole thing
Turn to black
What I used to know
I used to know that
There’s no sense in dreaming, no

I lost the plot
What I had, I forgot
I lost the plot
I feel asleep

In my head
I’m looking through you
Don’t fall asleep
Seem to know
Seem to know that
What does it mean

I lost the plot
What I had, I forgot
I lost the plot
I feel asleep

I Fell Asleep

About: This is a song about losing your grip.


The End

Lyrics

If I just make it up
Will I know the answer
You just pick apart
What I’ve got so I have to start again

All I have to do is see it your way
Is it the end
Is it the end
I guess

Is this wasted
Seeing minutes turn to hours
It may be shit
At least it’s ours

Before we begin
Is this the end
Is this the end
I said

Is this wasted
Seeing minutes turn to hours
It may be shit
It’s ours

If I just work it out
Does it sound very unfamiliar
Enough? It’ll pass
They won’t laugh unless we want ’em to

Somewhere I care
What happens with it after
Not now, but when
It happens at the end

The End

About: A love song for the place where we write music, and the inevitability that it will one day disappear forever.